The Son Of Kong E​.​P.

by The Bad Detectives

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released March 1, 2010

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Track Name: Son Of Kong
Well listen everybody stop putting me down,
(aooh papa doo papa doo papa doo),
'Cos I aint the type to tear up this town,
All your talking makes me paranoid,
Ill end up on the couch with Mr. Sigmund freud.

You got me wrong , you got me wrong,
You got me wrong 'cos i'm the son of Kong.

I don't want to climb up a hundred floors,
And I don't want to wrestle with no dinosaurs,
I'd like a career in my new nation,
Get a good job and some ed-u-macation.

Palm tree, rope swings, prehistoric beasts,
I can get by without all of these,
Head-hunting cannibals hang from trees,
I'll let the big apple set me free.

I've been to anger management and I can get by,
Don't need to punch airplanes outta the sky,
But I can cut loose on a Saturday,
And do the watusi with ol' Fay Wray
Track Name: Twister Vacation
Twister vacation, tornado holiday,
I'm gonna film some storms in tennesse,
And I'm gonna get blown away.

Well it's hurricane season, and you've hired a people carrier,
And it's a good enough reason to ask your girl to marry yer,
Well I'm fired up with a passion and I'm wired up like a flex,
It's a brand new holiday fashion, and they say it`s better than sex,
When you`re goin on a.......................

Force nine, force ten, a hundred miles an hour,
You got tractors flyin at your face, you cant believe the power,
Force nine ,force ten, your house is flyin by,
You better put your head between your knees,
And kiss your arse goodbye..

Well I got me a whirlwind video and it`s my own creation,
I`m gonna make me a pile of money when I sell it to the t.v. station,
It`s a gonna cover my airfare and you know that`s gonna please us,
So take a chance don’t go to france, and put your faith in jesus,
On a...........................
Track Name: Trash Culture
I'm playing Flap the Kipper with Eric Von Zipper,
And Screaming Lord such is singing "Jack The Ripper",
Trash culture, trash culture,
I'm just a vulture for.............trash culture.

I'm watching "Beach Blanket Bingo" with John, Paul, George and Ringo,
I've been blown to bits 'cos Annette's got the hits,
Trash culture, trash culture,
I'm just a vulture for.............trash culture.

I'm eating chicken Kung Fu watching Fu the Manchu,
With Buster Crabbe and his bush kangaroos,
Trash culture, trash culture,
I'm just a vulture for.............trash culture.

Like Captain Shazam I want super powers,
Then I'll drop the needle on the Capital Tower,
Trash culture, trash culture,
I'm just a vulture for.............trash culture.
Track Name: Strangest Dream
I've never been an admirer of the National Enquirer,
Until I went out one night,
Standing in my cornfield - I saw a flashing light,
There were these strange designs surrounding me,
Like the cover of an old Led Zep L.P.
Oh man I had the strangest dream last night.

I had the strangest dream, I had the strangest dream,
Oh man I had the strangest dream last night.

There were these little yellow guys with their staring eyes,
They took me to their ship,
Laid me down on a cool cool slab and I started to lose my grip,
They took bits of my hair and clothes,
And then they stuck something sharp right up my nose,
Oh man I had the strangest dream last night.

And then I guess they had to fly off in the sky,
And I woke by my truck,
I told my local sheriff, but I was out of luck,
He smelled my breath and he turned he back and said:
"I hope you get a visit from the man in black"
Oh man I had the strangest dream last night.
Track Name: Bring Back The Summer
A Somerset sunshine made up my mind to,
Bring back the summer,
I want to see the seasons unwind and,
Bring back the summer.

Don't want to spend my autumn getting old,
Don't want to spend my winter getting cold,
Don't want to see my surfboard sold,
Bring back the summer.

So I hired a bearded druid and he mixed a magic fluid to,
Bring back the summer,
I lost my volition and I asked a politition to,
Bring back the summer.

I stole some Eden Project Domes and,
Stretched them out across our homes,
A thousand watts and sixty ohms to,
Bring back the summer.